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authorsoaos <soaos@soaos.dev>2025-11-21 21:14:12 -0500
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+title = "soaos"
+template = "hell.html"
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+
+<div>
+<details class="evil centered">
+<summary>
+ <img src="/hell/hot.gif" /> (please enable autoplay to hear music lol)
+</summary>
+<audio autoplay loop controls>
+ <source src="/hell/hell.ogg" />
+</audio>
+</details>
+<h1 class="evil centered">👿 WELLCOME INTO HELL... YOU SUCKER!!!!! 👿</h1>
+<div class="center-content">
+<img src="/hell/firebreak.gif" />
+</div>
+<div class="center-content">
+<div class="column">
+ <section style="max-width: 640px; position: relative; margin: 4em">
+ <img src="/hell/bigguy.gif" style="float: right" />
+ <p class="evil bold">
+ Hey there pal. It's me haha... the "big" "guy"... AKA satan... I
+ hope you like it here in hell, i worked hard on making it evil :D
+ </p>
+ <p class="evil bold">
+ idk what you did to wind up here, but now you're stuck here...
+ forever... with me haha ;)
+ </p>
+ <p class="evil bold">
+ so... Make yourself comfortable... haha if you can lol >:]
+ </p>
+ <p class="evil bold">
+ AND DON'T EFFING TRY ESCAPING!!! }:[ alright lucifer out
+ </p>
+<a
+ id="inverted-cross"
+ class="huge"
+ style="position: absolute; bottom: -0.5em; right: -0.5em"
+ href="/heaven"
+ >✝</a
+>
+</section>
+<img src="/hell/firebreak.gif" />
+<div style="position: relative">
+<img src="/hell/Flying_Skeleton_Hell.gif" />
+<img
+ src="/hell/hellisreal.gif"
+ style="position: absolute; top: 0; left: -200px; rotate: -15deg"
+/>
+</div>
+</div>
+</div>
+<div>
+<img src="/hell/demon.gif" />
+<img src="/hell/demon2.gif" />
+<img src="/hell/demon3.gif" />
+<img src="/hell/demon4.gif" />
+<img src="/hell/demon_face.gif" />
+<img src="/hell/skull.gif" />
+<img src="/hell/evilorb.gif" />
+<img src="/hell/pitchfork.gif" />
+<img src="/hell/smallfire.gif" />
+<img src="/hell/evilmind.gif" />
+</div>
+<div class="huge evil relative">
+<s class="struck">F*CK</s>SCREW YOU, SUCKER 💔🥀
+</div>
+</div>