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title = "soaos"
template = "hell.html"
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<div>
<details class="evil centered">
<summary>
<img src="/hell/hot.gif" /> (please enable autoplay to hear music lol)
</summary>
<audio autoplay loop controls>
<source src="/hell/hell.ogg" />
</audio>
</details>
<h1 class="evil centered">👿 WELLCOME INTO HELL... YOU SUCKER!!!!! 👿</h1>
<div class="center-content">
<img src="/hell/firebreak.gif" />
</div>
<div class="center-content">
<div class="column">
<section style="max-width: 640px; position: relative; margin: 4em">
<img src="/hell/bigguy.gif" style="float: right" />
<p class="evil bold">
Hey there pal. It's me haha... the "big" "guy"... AKA satan... I
hope you like it here in hell, i worked hard on making it evil :D
</p>
<p class="evil bold">
idk what you did to wind up here, but now you're stuck here...
forever... with me haha ;)
</p>
<p class="evil bold">
so... Make yourself comfortable... haha if you can lol >:]
</p>
<p class="evil bold">
AND DON'T EFFING TRY ESCAPING!!! }:[ alright lucifer out
</p>
<a
id="inverted-cross"
class="huge"
style="position: absolute; bottom: -0.5em; right: -0.5em"
href="/heaven"
>✝</a
>
</section>
<img src="/hell/firebreak.gif" />
<div style="position: relative">
<img src="/hell/Flying_Skeleton_Hell.gif" />
<img
src="/hell/hellisreal.gif"
style="position: absolute; top: 0; left: -200px; rotate: -15deg"
/>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div>
<img src="/hell/demon.gif" />
<img src="/hell/demon2.gif" />
<img src="/hell/demon3.gif" />
<img src="/hell/demon4.gif" />
<img src="/hell/demon_face.gif" />
<img src="/hell/skull.gif" />
<img src="/hell/evilorb.gif" />
<img src="/hell/pitchfork.gif" />
<img src="/hell/smallfire.gif" />
<img src="/hell/evilmind.gif" />
</div>
<div class="huge evil relative">
<s class="struck">F*CK</s>SCREW YOU, SUCKER 💔🥀
</div>
</div>
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