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<!DOCTYPE html>

<html lang="en">

<head>
    <title>hell</title>
    <link rel="icon" href="smallfire.gif">
    <link rel="preload" href="/assets/unifont.woff2" as="font" type="font/woff2">
    <link rel="preload" href="/assets/unifont_upper.woff2" as="font" type="font/woff2">
    <link rel="stylesheet" href="/style.css">
    <link rel="stylesheet" href="hell.css">
    <meta charset="UTF-8">
</head>

<body>
    <massive-fucking-background-flame></massive-fucking-background-flame>
    <div>
        <details class="evil centered">
            <summary> <img src="hot.gif" />
                (please enable autoplay to hear music lol)</summary>
            <audio autoplay loop controls>
                <source src="hell.ogg">
            </audio>
        </details>
        <h1 class="evil centered">👿 WELLCOME INTO HELL... YOU SUCKER!!!!! 👿</h1>
        <div class="center-content">
            <img src="firebreak.gif" />
        </div>
        <div class="center-content">
            <div class="column">

                <section style="max-width: 640px; position: relative; margin: 4em">
                    <img src="bigguy.gif" style="float: right;" />
                    <p class="evil bold">
                        Hey there pal. It's me haha... the "big" "guy"... AKA satan... I hope you like it here in
                        hell, i worked hard on
                        making it evil :D
                    </p>
                    <p class="evil bold">
                        idk what you did to wind up here, but now you're stuck here... forever... with me haha ;)
                    </p>
                    <p class="evil bold">
                        so... Make yourself comfortable... haha if you can lol >:]
                    </p>
                    <p class="evil bold">AND DON'T EFFING TRY ESCAPING!!! }:[ alright lucifer out</p>

                    <a id="inverted-cross" class="huge" style="position: absolute; bottom: -0.5em; right: -0.5em;"
                        href="/heaven"></a>
                </section>
                <img src="firebreak.gif" />
                <div style="position: relative;">
                    <img src="Flying_Skeleton_Hell.gif" />
                    <img src="hellisreal.gif" style="position: absolute; top: 0; left: -200px; rotate: -15deg;"/>
                </div>
            </div>
        </div>
        <div>
            <img src="demon.gif" />
            <img src="demon2.gif" />
            <img src="demon3.gif" />
            <img src="demon4.gif" />
            <img src="demon_face.gif" />
            <img src="skull.gif" />
            <img src="evilorb.gif" />
            <img src="pitchfork.gif" />
            <img src="smallfire.gif" />
            <img src="evilmind.gif" />
        </div>
        <div class="huge evil section centered">
            <s class="struck">F*CK</s>SCREW YOU, SUCKER 💔🥀
        </div>
    </div>
</body>

</html>